(Step 1 must be completed the day before)
1. Buy a pregnancy test, smuggle in the house.
*reason to smuggle, husband would have a heart attack, you don't feel like raising kids on your own)
2. Have a sleepless night worrying if it will be positive *extra stress realizing you have cancelled your maternity coverage on your insurance
3. Hold pee till you think you will pee the bed waiting for husband to leave for work
4. Finally get to pee on stick
5. Watch windows for change
6. See the -- in the circle and the I in the square
7. Mis-read the results as positive.
8. Instantly freak the hell out, shaking, nauseous, feeling faint
9. Realize you had read the control window's I as a positive when it's actually negative
10. Wonder if 6:30 a.m. is too early for a strong drink
There! 10 easy steps for being wide awake first thing in the morning.
1 comment:
Under the circumstances, I'd say that 6:30am is definitely not too early for a good stiff drink! Shall I send you a bottle of hair dye too to cover up all the new gray hairs that must have instantly sprouted after that first reading?
Glad you got the result you wanted my friend.
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