More little nuggets of knowledge I have learned over the past week or so. An abbreviated version this time.
The first lesson is two-fold.
If you are painting your daughters room barn red, first of all don't under any circumstance hold the small container of paint in your hand and attempt to dip the brush in it. You WILL drop it. On the drop cloth that is being used to cover the floor. Which brings us to our second lesson.....
Red paint will soak through the drop cloth and get on the light taupe carpet in your daughters room. This will also be the time you discover your husband can run very fast to the kitchen to get the carpet cleaner. Resolve gets red paint out of carpet if applied immediately, by the way.
Third lesson.
If you are marinating an 11lb. brisket and realize your pan is too small and the meat needs to be transferred to a bigger pan, make sure you have a GOOD grip on said meat. If you don't you will drop the meat in the marinade. Splattering yourself, your husband and the kitchen in the process. Don't wear your favorite T-shirt from Hawaii while moving said meat.
Also, soy sauce and liquid smoke make for an interesting smell when splattered on your kitchen floor and dishwasher.
The end. Use this knowledge for good.
1 comment:
Oh dear...
Jay and I aren't laughing at you, we're just laughing near you ;-)...
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